Celebrate this Wacky Postmodern World

You know how Asians are making t-shirts or slogans using really weird, often nonsensical English phrases? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go take a look in the anime isle in your local video store. But if you do know what I’m talking about, I think this is a classic take. I want to print t-shirts with random, nonsensical Japanese phrases on them:

Hai, domo arigato sashimi
Wakarimasen ninjitsu

Actaully, you could do that with just about any language, though I think it would work best with one that converts well into English-style words. Of course with all the Asian hieroglyphics in clothing stores, that’s probably already happening. Now there’s a funny thought! I recognise that it’s saying something, but I don’t have a sweet clue what! That’s gotta be the incarnation of postmodernism!